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I received a spam email from Carly Fiorina, the stupid bitch that was running HP into the ground as its CEO and was also fired from McCain’s campaign for being a stupid bitch. Now she’s running for Senator in California against Barbabra Boxer (who is also a stupid bitch, but not as stupid).

Fiorina’s email was the usual “I’M A POLITICIAN PLZ GIVE ME ALL UR BUX!” spam.

I wrote back saying simply ‘Go fuck yourself.’, which, while totally pointless, was very satisfying. I feel I’ve done my part.

I love the irony of this tiny little home being located at 1366 Wall St.

friendlyatheist:

iamheathen:

neightkelly:

They have gone TOO FUCKING FAR.

The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas sent this to the family of Heath Ledger.

Why am I not surprised?

WBC: the 4chan of christianity.

LOL!! The 4chan of christinanity. Instant reblog.

Ah yes, my favorite religious bigots.

CHRISTINA LEWIS’ ARGUMENT FROM EPISTEMOLOGY
1. There are things which are not scientific
2. Science is not necessary for knowledge
3. Therefore, God exists

BEN FERGUSONS’ ARGUMENT FROM THE EXISTENCE OF AMERICA
1. Absolute morality exists
1a. Just look at the Ten Commandments!
2. The founding fathers of America knew about absolute morals
3. America is a Christian nation
4. America is also the freest nation in the world
5. Therefore, the Christian God exists

What would happen to the measurement of years if we actually colonized Mars? Would Martians measure by Earth years or would they adopt the length of Mars’ rotation around the sun as their measurement of a year? If so, wouldn’t that make it really complicated to stay in sync with the Earthlings and if not wouldn’t it be really confusing to have a year that doesn’t stay in sync with the seasons?

“People are born black, female, homesexual and Jewish. They are not born Atheist.”

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first, no one is born an atheist. I wonder how the research to discover the Christian gene is coming along…

For the full context of this quote, see:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGcxa_Ljq-o

And the video he was replying to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4fQA9mt-Mg

If science doesn’t fulfill desires for spiritual comfort and reassurance
And religion does but it also opens an assault on science
And science is required for continued human progress
And human progress is highly valued,
Then comfort and reassurance are not worth the price of religion

Religious fundamentalists live their entire religious lives waiting to die so they can finally start living

Basically everyone else has already begun living

Which group is more likely to want to make the world a better place for everyone?