May 2010
1 post
Hypocrisy
A Muslim posted a video on youtube about Muslims being discriminated against; when asked how Muslims would treat a gay man visiting a mosque, he scoffed at the question and said gays are immoral and Muslims have higher standards than the “compromising” Jews and Christians. His video pleads: “treat EVERYONE with dignity and respect”—I asked if he could not see his hypocrisy...
February 2010
6 posts
Old Grampy Johnson
spaz: wait, youre complaining that theyre gonig to ruin your childhood by making speedy gonzales LESS racist??!
mike: I'm complaining about changes being made to what I grew up on
spaz: you sound just like the old folks, mike. good job
spaz: look at it this way, theyre not making it for you
mike: they should
spaz: theyre making it for the new generation, and this time it won't be full of racial stereotypes
mike: star wars should have been made for the old fans, not the new ones
mike: fuck the new generation
spaz: why am *I* the one telling YOU to be more liberal and progressive right now? this is all backwards
mike: lol
mike: I just dont like when they change the original stuff
spaz: ...said old grampy johnson, waving his cane furiously at nobody in particular. and then he stormed off into the next room, toting his trusty mac so he could use the googles to youtube up some 1950s looney toons. The End.
3 Criticisms of Christian Concepts
Did Adam and Eve sin?
They disobeyed God by eating from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil (Right and Wrong). So, yes… right?
Just one problem. How could Adam and Eve have been expected to comprehend the implications of their actions if, prior to their indiscretion, they had no concept of wrong, evil, punishment, suffering, pain, and death? They were much like infants in their...
A book in which one must try to justify all the disgusting and immoral parts so as to defend its overall validity is hardly “holy” or worth defending.
Freedom to pursue unrestrained greed is not a virtue.
anti-democratic musings
pragmatically speaking, i don’t think there’s ever a situation wherein it is noble to protect the concept of democracy for democracy’s sake but to the detriment of the prosperity and civility of the people. if the democratic process will be a civilization’s downfall or a huge blow to its prosperity, the process must be denied to secure more favorable outcomes. in extreme...
Quotes From A Creationist About Evolution
Despite Rush Limbaugh’s insistence that we are investing too much money in education, the following quotes from a single creationist are a great example of why we need, not only to continue investing in education, but to invest even more:
“Evolution is accepted blindly by non thinking people. I know I was one.”
“My contention is that evolution is not science at all but...
January 2010
3 posts
“4. I apologize for giving money to the church. I apologize for helping to...”
– Former Christian Apologizes for Being Such a Huge Shit Head for all Those Years
True story →
December 2009
1 post
Satisfying
I received a spam email from Carly Fiorina, the stupid bitch that was running HP into the ground as its CEO and was also fired from McCain’s campaign for being a stupid bitch. Now she’s running for Senator in California against Barbabra Boxer (who is also a stupid bitch, but not as stupid).
Fiorina’s email was the usual “I’M A POLITICIAN PLZ GIVE ME ALL UR...
November 2009
5 posts
It all makes sense now!
CHRISTINA LEWIS’ ARGUMENT FROM EPISTEMOLOGY 1. There are things which are not scientific 2. Science is not necessary for knowledge 3. Therefore, God exists
BEN FERGUSONS’ ARGUMENT FROM THE EXISTENCE OF AMERICA 1. Absolute morality exists 1a. Just look at the Ten Commandments! 2. The founding fathers of America knew about absolute morals 3. America is a Christian nation 4. America is...
October 2009
4 posts
Orbit of the planets
What would happen to the measurement of years if we actually colonized Mars? Would Martians measure by Earth years or would they adopt the length of Mars’ rotation around the sun as their measurement of a year? If so, wouldn’t that make it really complicated to stay in sync with the Earthlings and if not wouldn’t it be really confusing to have a year that doesn’t stay in...
Stupid Christian Quote of the Week
“People are born black, female, homesexual and Jewish. They are not born Atheist.”
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first, no one is born an atheist. I wonder how the research to discover the Christian gene is coming along…
For the full context of this quote, see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGcxa_Ljq-o
And the video he was replying to:
...
Religious Programming 101
If science doesn’t fulfill desires for spiritual comfort and reassurance And religion does but it also opens an assault on science And science is required for continued human progress And human progress is highly valued, Then comfort and reassurance are not worth the price of religion
Value of Life
Religious fundamentalists live their entire religious lives waiting to die so they can finally start living
Basically everyone else has already begun living
Which group is more likely to want to make the world a better place for everyone?
September 2009
6 posts
Today's Real Life Inappropriate Comment
I’m quite proud of this one:
Her: I’m hungry… Me: You want some dick?
Score 1 for team Douchebags!
Online Party
SEANSHANK: fuck it another shot
OlSpazzy: lol fuck
SEANSHANK: im doing it
OlSpazzy: ok
OlSpazzy: one more
OlSpazzy: but thats it for me
SEANSHANK: u dont have to join
SEANSHANK: i need one
OlSpazzy: no fk u im joining
OlSpazzy: 5
OlSpazzy: 4
OlSpazzy: 3
OlSpazzy: 2
OlSpazzy: 1
OlSpazzy: yeeeeeeeeha
SEANSHANK: ogmo
SEANSHANK: jesus
SEANSHANK: lol
SEANSHANK: you said it man
OlSpazzy: lol
SEANSHANK: i said it
OlSpazzy: u 2
Taco Hell
mejitterbug: i had taco bell tonight, it was amazing
mejitterbug: i havent had it in a while
mejitterbug: i forget what i'm missing
OlSpazzy: im still upset they discontinued the spicy chicken
mejitterbug: i'm upset that they have 3 different types of mountain dew, and got rid of dr. pepper
mejitterbug: they had the best mixed dp
OlSpazzy: lol
OlSpazzy: in any case, fuck it, i dont need their unhealthy crap
OlSpazzy: no who am i kidding i love taco bell
Today's Exotically Spelled Word
“njoi” instead of “enjoy”
The Controlled Substances Act Sucks
I just finished watching a Louis Theroux documentary where he went to Fresno, CA to investigate the meth epidemic there. It was devastating to see how meth addiction has ruined so many lives and really hammered home how dangerous of a drug it is.
Yet meth, along with cocaine, PCP, and opium, is still lower on the federal government’s Controlled Substances Act at Schedule II than cannabis,...
August 2009
6 posts
okcupid 4 the lolz
OlSpazzy: 22yo redhead in wc...
OlSpazzy: maybe i should message this chick
SEANSHANK: just send a picture of ur dick
SEANSHANK: and ur in
OlSpazzy: lol
OlSpazzy: nm, shes a feminist commie
SEANSHANK: lol
OlSpazzy: i guess i could fuck her while she reads jane austen and karl marx
OlSpazzy: and then bail
SEANSHANK: fuck the lemons and bail
OlSpazzy: exactly
Yet Another Trek Yourself →
Psssst! It’s Andy Dick.
The Best Trek Yourself I've Made So Far →
This one fucks my shit up!
“OH FUCK account creation? Yeah, ok.”
– Jim Salcido
July 2009
27 posts
I love poker so much. Almost as much as I hate it.
Reuters: Driven to drink by marijuana laws? →
Sweet, more positive news media coverage of the legalization debate
Mmmmm micro stakes poker
Couple hands from a quick little session just now (I’m Mr. Zobango):
Hand #1: In this hand, the fish just couldn’t let go of the AKo that he mucked
Hand #2: And here we have an even worse fish that couldn’t let go of the AQo the he also mucked
Hand #3: I had AA in this hand and I definitely missed some value; probably should have raised him on the flop. Of course, if the A...
“We are so far ahead in so many areas yet we still have a lot of caveman traits;...”
– Sean Joakimson
“Intolerance is a two-way street”
– myself (probably not original)
“Earth is just 1 planet, orbiting 1 star out of 100 billion stars in our galaxy,...”
– Objection!
The Official God FAQ →
i loled
Point, Counter-Point (in regards to Dawkins'...
My brother: he mentions how physicists (and I think he also says cosmologists?) haven’t yet found the answers to the origin of existence. so he’s actually pointing out how in terms of “skyhooks” the question goes beyond biology and into another science where he’s not expert and where the question has yet to be settled. I think it certainly could be settled through...
“I think it’s about time for inner space to get some recognition…”
– myself
“Dancing— no one gives a SHIT!”
– Briana Bellamy
I wrote an action thriller while sleeping
I was the main character. My goal was to uncover some sort of conspiracy involving an underground dystopian city and end the killing spree of it’s psychotic leader. Unfortunately for me, I was constantly under attack by outside forces who didn’t seem to have motives. Upon breaking my way into the city, chased closely by these forces, I was eventually cornered and shot in the arm.
I...